Score: 7

"annoying hit detection"

submission: Futility

date: November 26, 2009

was having fun
got to the 4th level
the needle boss fucked me over
He would kill me without ever touching me
It would have been a lot more fun without the horrid hit detection.
7
could have been a 10

Score: 9

"Lovecraft is my favorite writer, hands down"

submission: Day in the Life - Cthulhu

date: October 21, 2009

which makes this flash all the more enjoyable
good job !

Score: 9

"god can't help you now"

submission: Awesome Gaiden

date: August 9, 2009

*impales strategy guide*
my favorite moment is when the ninja turns his head after slaying the strategy guide, almost like the girl from the exorcist....

Score: 9

"faithful recreation"

submission: Metroid (NES)

date: August 5, 2009

yup

Score: 10

"okay, here's some strategy"

submission: CastleVania Xtreme

date: June 24, 2009

for dracula you should get the boomerang.
when he teleports, get right in front of him and use the boomerang or whip, whichever you want.
AS SOON AS YOU LAND, whip again.
if you did it right you should have damaged him and destroyed the bottom 2 fireballs.
flawless victory.

bowser is annoying
get the boomerang, and go nuts
make sure to jump over him as he charges.
the fireballs will either require a duck or a jump. watch their positions.
he should go down easy once you get used to him.

devil's son guy isnt that bad
grab the axe.....
just avoid his laser (run and jump is an easy escape route)
kill the occasional zombie, and when he gets on the ground, run towards him and jump and whip.
you should hit him.
you can also run under him, jump, and use the axe.

the defender has that annoying shield
grab the boomerang.
basically just throw as many 'rangs as you can while watching its shield
when its low, jump and attack.
when its high, stay safe from his knives, duck, and whip.
easy as that.

the final boss is the easiest
just boomerang/whip to death

hope this helps!

Score: 10

"beat the whole game"

submission: Death vs. Monstars

date: March 7, 2009

boss was easy after 1 try
beat him with full health XD
just use bullet time and bombs sparingly
bombs turn enemy bullets to money lol
was really fun man
good work

Score: 10

"avada kedavra"

submission: Twatlight

date: November 29, 2008

lol
hilarious
"well over 17"

Score: 10

"hahahahaha."

submission: Metal Gear Awesome 2

date: February 24, 2008

so funny.
i love your awesome flashes.
You're supposed to hit her!
damn right im gonna hit that!

keep it up man.
and please make metal gear awesome 3.
lmfao.
if it's possible anyway

Score: 10

"hahahahahahaha"

submission: You Are Boring.

date: February 19, 2008

you're fucking funny as hell.
not just the flash,
but also these responses u right to people who review you.

"As it stands, with your vehement defense of your flash, it comes across as if you are in favor of this sort of thing happening in real life"

What a crock of shit. I think you've been drawing imaginary lines and reading between them. Blow me.

hahaha..
i loved this movie.
the ending was priceless.
hahah

Score: 10

"very fun"

submission: Mashhouse

date: February 5, 2008

but im stuck on the level with the password "fressen"
its extremely annoying.
but anyway,
good game.
i liked the addition of german passwords.
haut=skin
blut=blood
fressen=to eat
and etc.
:)
very nice
10/10